Thus, in some cases, we have a full name, in some only a last name, in some only a nickname.  In some cases we refer to you by the only way we remember, if we remember anything at all.    If your name isn't here, sorry.  If your name is misspelled, sorry.  If we only  have a partial name, sorry.   If we don't call you by the right name or refer to you as “hey, you!” sorry.  None of that is not because we don't like you.  We just have reached  the “Can't Remember Shit” stage of life.  That, and nobody has ever kept accurate records of anything related to The Cragin.

It is duly noted that this list of names is decidedly male, and the female names that are here are daughters of Charter Members.  It's not that we're discriminatory or anything like that, although our wives have accused us of acting like pigs at various times during our lives.  Frankly, we don't know why no women have joined us on the course.  Well, given the way we act for The Cragin, maybe we do understand why they don't want to be seen with us in public.  Would you?